If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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