do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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