Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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