Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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