Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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