this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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