I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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