super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
