he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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