your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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