new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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