I love black thongs
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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