She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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