normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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