im holly from the hills drunk
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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