omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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