Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Shame is for Republicans.
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