After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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