i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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