I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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