Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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