I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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