i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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