i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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