singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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