got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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