Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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