i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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