i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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