guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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