It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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