In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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