I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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