My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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