i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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