party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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