Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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