you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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