I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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