I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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