Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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