If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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