I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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