I hate your face
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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