i don't like sucking hair
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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