If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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