How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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