Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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