So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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