Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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