if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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