Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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