I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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