if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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