its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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